Dine @ Whistler
DON'T LOOK ETHEL.
Red Light District Party.
Amsterdam Pub - Whistler Village Square.
Well, there they go again. The wild girls who run the Amsterdam are
out to offend the decent folks of our
fair town. Oh yeah, bring it!
A well known spot for naughty hijinks,
The Amsterdam once a year takes it to the next
level with a virtual trip to the famous Red Light
district of Amsterdam itself.
All in the name of good clean fun the Red
Light night is actually a huge theatrical performance
done to the music of DJ CB Shaw. $15 at the
door is cheap for this show!
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The place easily has the most
provocative art in Whistler, but an even
bigger part of the allure has to be its music.
Bar staff compete for air time by
running their ipods through a beefy bank of
amplifiers. A constant search for the limit
switch tests a tidy array of speakers.
"Hey, it's too loud!" doesn't cut any
slack, sure as hell won't get you a drink
and will only get you barred 'if you
keep it up, buster.'
Caution Alert! If you don't
like their choice of tunes, check the
rules below, then go tell it to Perry Como
That's the kind of comment leading to
the next thing the
is noted for.
entirely run by a team of twitchy
thoroughbred beauties - I said twitchy ladies - who are
not above telling customers to obey the
As if rules are what the Amsterdam
has a healthy respect for. Well, actually they
do, but only for girls rules.
#1. Patrons are advised to, sit at any
clean table and wait a
#2. There will be no
Musical Chairs! so stay in one
#3. If you don't like the
#4. Have your
order ready when your waitress greets you,
#5. be well advised, .25 cents is not a
Of special note, he who rings the
bell, will be buying everyone a
rules at your own peril. Get the picture?
Delivering breakfast, lunch, and
dinner as well as daily drinks specials
only adds to the popularity of the Amsterdam
Cafe Pub. They have a nice range of kitchen
fare with their share of novel items.
The Roasted, don't mind the
mis-spelled menu, Chicken Penne refers to
the garlic your friends will no doubt notice.
Creamy pesto and sundried tomatoes
compete for attention.
Don't want to be mocked
for mowing down on greens? Try a both hands
burger or Baron of Beef au jus piled on a
Vienna bun with sauteed onions and Swiss
A pan fried Pfeffer Schnitzel
comes with a rousing brandy/peppercorn
sauce and three quarters the price of other
places in town while the stout of heart can
have their way with half Racks of Baby Back
An Amsterdam Special is Veggie
Lasagna. Roasted with spinach and
tomato sauce. Yummy!
Of course, if it's sweets you're
lovin' after then a mountain woman will sashay something over
to your table. A wink and White Chocolate Bread Pudding has been
known to put a smile on a face.
The Amsterdam Cafe Pub is a lively
place that's not for the faint of heart. Leave your ID at home, unless Granny still pinches your cheeks, replace
the batteries in your pacemaker
and tell Mother you're
going any place else.
This is a raging place at the center
of all things going on in Whistler.
As always, should you decide to accept
this mission the Secretary will disavow any
knowledge of your existence.
A great place to start your day with
French Toast or A Benewest Smoked Salmon
Eggs Benedict. The French Onion soup is the
best appetizer in Whistler or one can keep
the party going and order a full meal.
Delicious staff and stuff!
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